*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*
I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones
I think I deserve fairly odd parents
i wanna play twister with someone really hot
oops i fell & touched your whole body
international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you
When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade.