neopiacentral:

*gives people advice when i cant even handle my own problems*

tomlinscunt:

I JUST WENT OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOME OF MUM’S WORK FRIENDS AND THERE WAS A GIRL MY AGE BUT SHE DIDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH VERY WELL AND SHE KEPT ASKING THINGS LIKE DO YOU LIKE RICE AND WHAT’S YOUR FAVOURITE VEGETABLE BUT THEN SHE LEANT OVER AND WAS LIKE HOW LONG ARE YOUR PERIODS AND I WAS LIKE UM 3 OR 4 DAYS???? AND SHE GOES NO I MEANT SCHOOL PERIODS AND IT WAS THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE

weirdteenblogger:

[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

neopiacentral:

I think I deserve fairly odd parents

-annoying:

i wanna play twister with someone really hot

oops i fell & touched your whole body

mrotiski:

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

disney-pixars:

When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade.